wizard's "twisted toyfare theatre" | collectors edition: volume 1

hah.

this is some funny shit, put together by some sick, twisted motherfuckers.

what they do is pose various types of action figures, mainly "mego" figures. just for reference, mego figures are pretty much the fanboy geek equivalent to barbie, but they've got cloth super hero outfits on. of course, there are a few other brands of figures that come into play, such as hasbro g.i. joe figures, and the like...

in their world, spiderman is a sarcastic slacker bastard, iron man is a rollicking, irresponsible drunkard, thor is a draft-dodging long-hair, the incredible hulk is a couch potato, and the thing (that orange guy from the fantastic four) is... well, pretty much the laziest, most beer-drinking-est, face-stuffing slob of all.

just to give you a good idea of what kind of sick shit these people are capable of, i'll give you a little taste of one of the stories that they, themselves, deemed too sick to print...

What happens when the Hulk runs amok, loaded to the gills on the legendary aphrodisiac "Spanish Fly"? Readers never got to find out. Our plan called for the Hulk to...how should we put this?...violate scores of Megos, inflicting damage so severe that a victim was later to eat a sandwich that would fall straight through his legs in one piece! This insanity was later modified into TTT #13, where the Hulk runs around naked after too much Jolt Cola.