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Was yummy.

well that was disturbing

That's something I'm often told... I've kinda started to like it.

Well don't feel special, I'm disturbingly cute too. So blah!

*sticks out tongue* Njäh njäh.

Yeah well you too buddy!

Why does my cat chase her tail? doesn't it hurt when she bites down and tries to kill it?

Maybe the poor critter's just bored and frustrated.

I don't chase my tail.

You have a tail?! Rrrraaaauuuu. That's hot. If it's furry and cat like, at least.

Of course. You mean you don't?
Ooh! If thats the case, I have facial hair too!

No I don't...

Well then we make a whole one together... I have facial hair unless I bother to get rid of it... usually once in a week or two...

I shave too. Er....my moustache. I mean er...my legs. Uh huh.

Blah.

A real buggerance it is. Maybe I'll get lucky and a concentrated dose of radiation kills the roots without causing harmful side effects. And maybe the cows'll fly too.

My convulsing cow Bessie! The one I told you about! I would have "gotten" it but you know, where would I have room for a convulsing bovine in my room huh?

I don't know.

You seem to have had your animalistic side quite near surface lately.