girlfriend-related pointers

1. girls do not know how to make kool-aid. even if you show them how to measure out the correct amount of sugar, and the line that shows you where to stop adding water, somehow, it'll always end up tasting like you emptied a package of lick-m-aid into a cup and filled it with water.

2. do not listen to her when she tells you that maple syrup that's been in the cupboard since 1997 is alright for eating.

3. do not believe her when she tells you that she's fine. that's supposed to be your cue to use every nurturing skill you have to drag her true feelings out.

4. do surprise her by vacuuming the living room, even though the sound of the vacuum sorta' freaks you out.

(Edited by JuggleFoe at 3:58 am on June 17, 2001)