hahahahaha! dead fly!

dude, i just chased this bigass fly around the house in my underwear. the fly was like the size of a bee. big fucking fly.

i fuckin' knocked one of the curtains in the livingroom down, and then i was chasing it around the house some more, and i was so pissed off that i swatted it down in mid-air and it was laying there on the ground twitchin' and i'm like 'RAAAAAAGH!!", as i crushed him with a mighty blow of my rolled-up newspaper.

damn, he had some guts, too.

i was standing over his dead little big fly body saying "MOTHERFUCKER! HOW YA' LIKE THAT? YOU DEAD FLY MOTHERFUCK!!!"...

i wonder if anyone was walking by the apartment at the time...