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dude, i just chased this bigass fly around the house in my underwear. the fly was like the size of a bee. big fucking fly.

i fuckin' knocked one of the curtains in the livingroom down, and then i was chasing it around the house some more, and i was so pissed off that i swatted it down in mid-air and it was laying there on the ground twitchin' and i'm like 'RAAAAAAGH!!", as i crushed him with a mighty blow of my rolled-up newspaper.

damn, he had some guts, too.

i was standing over his dead little big fly body saying "MOTHERFUCKER! HOW YA' LIKE THAT? YOU DEAD FLY MOTHERFUCK!!!"...

i wonder if anyone was walking by the apartment at the time...

Rotflmao

flies are cunning little bastards.

they like to annoy u by flying past your ear and sitting on your arm then scarpering as soon as u arm yourself.

yesterday my dog was sitting in the sun and this fly was totally taking the piss outta her. it kept landing on her ears, and her nose, which made her itch- she tried to kill it by swiping her paws over her nose- but the bastard kept flying away.

in the end she got it- and ate it- ewwwww!!

so yeah flies suck

that reminds me- when i was younger and living with my parents, we had this stupid dog named "ginger".

she'd chase flies around the house, and when they'd land on windows, she'd smash her nose and teeth on the glass, and sometimes she'd catch them. you could always tell what she'd been up to because she'd leave little slobber-nose prints on the window.

yeah my dog used to do that- now she's lost the instinct- she's just a big soppy lump now. she's powerless against the evil race of flies...

I'll always remember when our dog chased a bee into the woods at our summer house. A moment later it ran back with a load of them bees chasing... Chuckle