Naughty Pope | Now what has he been up to?

Mine too, These were funny. Check out one form me:

A guy comes into a bar and asks for a bier. "One cent!" the bartender says. The guy looks around surprised, not knowing what to think. He then looks over the menu and asks for the most expensive steak he cound find there. "Oh, OK" the bartender say. "But that's gonna come to real moeny" "How much?" "Four cents"
The guy is more and more suprised. "Are you the onwer of this bar?" he asks then bartender then
"No, the owner is upstairs with my wife"
"What's he doing with your wife?"
"What I am doing to his bussiness!"