Naughty Pope | Now what has he been up to?

hehe, me too actually.....

I've got loads more where they came from....

This one is a little sick, but still funny....

A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost.

On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied
out back ofthe enlisted men's barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the
tour, "What's the camel for?"

The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, it's a long way from anywhere, and the
men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, we have the camel."

The Captain said, "Well, if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all
right with me."

After he had been at the fort for about 6 months, the Captain could not
stand it anymore, so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!"

The Sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the Captain's
quarters. The Captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have vigorous sex
with the camel.

As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool and was buttoning his pants
he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"

The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into
town."