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			<title><![CDATA[403 These Wepons Of Mass Destruction Cannot Be Opened | (Sorry if it's tastless)]]></title>
			<link>http://holybuffalo.net/mybb/showthread.php?tid=644</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2003 18:32:19 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[m.i.a.]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2003 22:31:06 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="http://holybuffalo.net/mybb/member.php?action=profile&uid=32">JuggleFoe</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[nephilim, meph, tatiana, etc.<br />
<br />
add to the list.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[nephilim, meph, tatiana, etc.<br />
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add to the list.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[worst monday ever | blah!]]></title>
			<link>http://holybuffalo.net/mybb/showthread.php?tid=642</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2003 21:40:57 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[okay, first j.a.'s boss calls at like 5:30am, and i'm waiting to get up at 6:10. so, i'm like "can you answer and tell her to call your cell?". whatever. <br />
<br />
and then chicago got hit with some sick fucking sleet. messy shit.<br />
<br />
and today was the first day of my new shift. 7:30 to 3:30. sounds easy, right? well, it sucked. i never really woke up this morning. i just sort of floated through, and quite literally, "phoned it in".<br />
<br />
har.<br />
<br />
i'm such a tool at work. but i'm good at what i do, so they can't really let me go.<br />
<br />
within the last year, i've been in and observed 2 or 3 seperate training classes, and each class trained and tested in 3 days.<br />
<br />
i was a floor coach for quite a while last summer. a friend that i trained with also floor coached, and we used to have fun hanging out together.<br />
<br />
then, like 9 months ago i met this hawaiian girl named <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kennly</span>, and she trained, and suddenly got promoted to floor coach.<br />
<br />
she's a total candy fiend. like, real candy. skittles, bubblegum, tic tacs, whatever. she wants candy. always. <br />
<br />
and i've spent a lot of time building a larger, sillier toy collection. i moved away from mcfarlane's barely articulated scultures, and started buying stuff that was just fun.<br />
<br />
like 3 of the new <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">motu</span> figures, a bunch of "m.u.s.c.l.e." and "ultimate muscle" toys, gundams with strange designs... japanese toy/candy models/figurines.<br />
<br />
colorful shit.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[okay, first j.a.'s boss calls at like 5:30am, and i'm waiting to get up at 6:10. so, i'm like "can you answer and tell her to call your cell?". whatever. <br />
<br />
and then chicago got hit with some sick fucking sleet. messy shit.<br />
<br />
and today was the first day of my new shift. 7:30 to 3:30. sounds easy, right? well, it sucked. i never really woke up this morning. i just sort of floated through, and quite literally, "phoned it in".<br />
<br />
har.<br />
<br />
i'm such a tool at work. but i'm good at what i do, so they can't really let me go.<br />
<br />
within the last year, i've been in and observed 2 or 3 seperate training classes, and each class trained and tested in 3 days.<br />
<br />
i was a floor coach for quite a while last summer. a friend that i trained with also floor coached, and we used to have fun hanging out together.<br />
<br />
then, like 9 months ago i met this hawaiian girl named <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">kennly</span>, and she trained, and suddenly got promoted to floor coach.<br />
<br />
she's a total candy fiend. like, real candy. skittles, bubblegum, tic tacs, whatever. she wants candy. always. <br />
<br />
and i've spent a lot of time building a larger, sillier toy collection. i moved away from mcfarlane's barely articulated scultures, and started buying stuff that was just fun.<br />
<br />
like 3 of the new <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">motu</span> figures, a bunch of "m.u.s.c.l.e." and "ultimate muscle" toys, gundams with strange designs... japanese toy/candy models/figurines.<br />
<br />
colorful shit.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Dear Diary... | A Funny Dream]]></title>
			<link>http://holybuffalo.net/mybb/showthread.php?tid=641</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2003 08:04:12 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="http://holybuffalo.net/mybb/member.php?action=profile&uid=50">CardsForSorrow</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Dear Diary,<br />
<br />
I just had the strangest dream, and the most relistic ever. I was in the town centre, and had fallen over. I opened my eyes to be looking right into the face of Daniel. I sat up, and we somehow got talking. He told me why he hadn't been in touch all this time (something about America, and wrong addresses). We both had friends with us, but they soon run off and left us alone. I got ready to leave, and Daniel promised to keep in touch this time. He told me that, since he last saw me, he has not been able to listen to Pink Floyd, because it made him think of me. I confessed how often I had put on my Counting Crows CD's, and thought of him. As I stood up and walked away, he called me back, ran over to me, picked my up, and with my legs wrapped around his waist, kissed me. This felt so scarily real, I could feel his lips, I could feel his body pressed against me, and when I woke up (damn my sister's alarm clock) I had to check myself to make sure it was a dream...<br />
<br />
But I wish it wasn't. I wanted to roll over, fall back asleep, and stay there forever. I really do think that the only place I will ever see Daniel again is in my dreams. I think there is very little chance of seeing him at a school reunion (there is one due in 3 years time) as we both agreed to not go, together. *sigh*<br />
<br />
I don't feel low, but I really do just want to stay home and never do anything of use again. It also doesn't help that I am listening to Counting Crows on repeat now...<br />
<br />
Yours<br />
Maggie Bob]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Dear Diary,<br />
<br />
I just had the strangest dream, and the most relistic ever. I was in the town centre, and had fallen over. I opened my eyes to be looking right into the face of Daniel. I sat up, and we somehow got talking. He told me why he hadn't been in touch all this time (something about America, and wrong addresses). We both had friends with us, but they soon run off and left us alone. I got ready to leave, and Daniel promised to keep in touch this time. He told me that, since he last saw me, he has not been able to listen to Pink Floyd, because it made him think of me. I confessed how often I had put on my Counting Crows CD's, and thought of him. As I stood up and walked away, he called me back, ran over to me, picked my up, and with my legs wrapped around his waist, kissed me. This felt so scarily real, I could feel his lips, I could feel his body pressed against me, and when I woke up (damn my sister's alarm clock) I had to check myself to make sure it was a dream...<br />
<br />
But I wish it wasn't. I wanted to roll over, fall back asleep, and stay there forever. I really do think that the only place I will ever see Daniel again is in my dreams. I think there is very little chance of seeing him at a school reunion (there is one due in 3 years time) as we both agreed to not go, together. *sigh*<br />
<br />
I don't feel low, but I really do just want to stay home and never do anything of use again. It also doesn't help that I am listening to Counting Crows on repeat now...<br />
<br />
Yours<br />
Maggie Bob]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[I know where this'll lead.]]></title>
			<link>http://holybuffalo.net/mybb/showthread.php?tid=640</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2002 23:58:20 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="http://holybuffalo.net/mybb/member.php?action=profile&uid=37">Glacialis</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[I need a job. I've 10â¬ on my account and another 10â¬ in my wallet.<br />
<br />
Plus<br />
<br />
I need to start to read for the test if I want to have a shot at getting into theat university. I'm sure that one day I'll realize that there's only a week before the admittance test, and I've not read a single page. <img src="http://holybuffalo.net/mybb/images/smilies/wink.gif" alt="Wink" title="Wink" class="smilie smilie_2" /><br />
<br />
I'm headed for ruin, my friends. Pure and simple. <img src="http://holybuffalo.net/mybb/images/smilies/smile.gif" alt="Smile" title="Smile" class="smilie smilie_1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I need a job. I've 10â¬ on my account and another 10â¬ in my wallet.<br />
<br />
Plus<br />
<br />
I need to start to read for the test if I want to have a shot at getting into theat university. I'm sure that one day I'll realize that there's only a week before the admittance test, and I've not read a single page. <img src="http://holybuffalo.net/mybb/images/smilies/wink.gif" alt="Wink" title="Wink" class="smilie smilie_2" /><br />
<br />
I'm headed for ruin, my friends. Pure and simple. <img src="http://holybuffalo.net/mybb/images/smilies/smile.gif" alt="Smile" title="Smile" class="smilie smilie_1" />]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Define flirting...]]></title>
			<link>http://holybuffalo.net/mybb/showthread.php?tid=639</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2002 18:18:42 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Please.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Please.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[How'dja like to look when you're old?]]></title>
			<link>http://holybuffalo.net/mybb/showthread.php?tid=638</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jan 2002 13:29:37 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[I'd say David Bowie. This guys looks unbefuckingleavable! I have a friend who'd prefer to look like Chris Walken. How about you?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I'd say David Bowie. This guys looks unbefuckingleavable! I have a friend who'd prefer to look like Chris Walken. How about you?]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[People should get better things to do]]></title>
			<link>http://holybuffalo.net/mybb/showthread.php?tid=637</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2002 19:55:12 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="http://holybuffalo.net/mybb/member.php?action=profile&uid=37">Glacialis</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Than to upkeep sites like <a href="http://www.ratemypoo.com" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">this</a> or hunt them down and tell me about them.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Than to upkeep sites like <a href="http://www.ratemypoo.com" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">this</a> or hunt them down and tell me about them.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[i started a livejournal]]></title>
			<link>http://holybuffalo.net/mybb/showthread.php?tid=636</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2002 00:38:31 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="http://holybuffalo.net/mybb/member.php?action=profile&uid=32">JuggleFoe</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[yep. 'cuz i'm a whore.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.livejournal.com/~toyman/" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Click Here</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[yep. 'cuz i'm a whore.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.livejournal.com/~toyman/" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Click Here</a>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Bionic eyes]]></title>
			<link>http://holybuffalo.net/mybb/showthread.php?tid=635</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2002 22:10:18 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="http://holybuffalo.net/mybb/member.php?action=profile&uid=37">Glacialis</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Article <a href="http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2002/03jan_bioniceyes.htm?li" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">here</a>.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Article <a href="http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2002/03jan_bioniceyes.htm?li" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">here</a>.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Planning to move]]></title>
			<link>http://holybuffalo.net/mybb/showthread.php?tid=634</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2002 20:31:24 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="http://holybuffalo.net/mybb/member.php?action=profile&uid=37">Glacialis</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[I'm planning on moving to Turku in Summer. I have most my friends there, it's a big enough city, there's a university where I'm applying for philosophy... <br />
<br />
Just need to get a job for the Spring to get some money. At the moment I have â¬1200, and I don't think that'll make me secure until I've found a job there. A bit exciting thought. To move out on my own, that is.<br />
<br />
I'd be happy about stories of how you made it, and what kind of things to keep in mind.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I'm planning on moving to Turku in Summer. I have most my friends there, it's a big enough city, there's a university where I'm applying for philosophy... <br />
<br />
Just need to get a job for the Spring to get some money. At the moment I have â¬1200, and I don't think that'll make me secure until I've found a job there. A bit exciting thought. To move out on my own, that is.<br />
<br />
I'd be happy about stories of how you made it, and what kind of things to keep in mind.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Was at court today | A rare opportunity]]></title>
			<link>http://holybuffalo.net/mybb/showthread.php?tid=633</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2002 20:26:59 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="http://holybuffalo.net/mybb/member.php?action=profile&uid=37">Glacialis</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[It was a bit exciting. I've never been to any of that before.<br />
<br />
A year and a half ago, the neglect of care by my superiors in the army caused a field stove to blow up lightly injuring one of the men under my command. The thing was on trial today, and I was called in as a witness. Looks like the two lieutnants are going to get a nice bill of â¬50000. <img src="http://holybuffalo.net/mybb/images/smilies/smile.gif" alt="Smile" title="Smile" class="smilie smilie_1" /><br />
<br />
Both of those guys were fuckers so I'm happy. The stupidity of replacing a backup vent with a stick of wood... <br />
<br />
It's not a commonplace to get your superiors neck high in shit. It's something you dream of, but never get to see. <img src="http://holybuffalo.net/mybb/images/smilies/smile.gif" alt="Smile" title="Smile" class="smilie smilie_1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[It was a bit exciting. I've never been to any of that before.<br />
<br />
A year and a half ago, the neglect of care by my superiors in the army caused a field stove to blow up lightly injuring one of the men under my command. The thing was on trial today, and I was called in as a witness. Looks like the two lieutnants are going to get a nice bill of â¬50000. <img src="http://holybuffalo.net/mybb/images/smilies/smile.gif" alt="Smile" title="Smile" class="smilie smilie_1" /><br />
<br />
Both of those guys were fuckers so I'm happy. The stupidity of replacing a backup vent with a stick of wood... <br />
<br />
It's not a commonplace to get your superiors neck high in shit. It's something you dream of, but never get to see. <img src="http://holybuffalo.net/mybb/images/smilies/smile.gif" alt="Smile" title="Smile" class="smilie smilie_1" />]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Hello]]></title>
			<link>http://holybuffalo.net/mybb/showthread.php?tid=632</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 30 Dec 2001 23:59:33 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="http://holybuffalo.net/mybb/member.php?action=profile&uid=8">grinspoonz</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[What's goin dooooooooown, apart from Sweet F.A?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[What's goin dooooooooown, apart from Sweet F.A?]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[the shroud of turin]]></title>
			<link>http://holybuffalo.net/mybb/showthread.php?tid=631</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Dec 2001 08:43:56 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="http://holybuffalo.net/mybb/member.php?action=profile&uid=32">JuggleFoe</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[i was just watching a documentary about the shroud of turin on the history channel the other day...<br />
<br />
this particular relic has always vexed me, entirely.<br />
<br />
do any of you have any opinions as to it's authenticity?<br />
<br />
personally, i think it's a painting.<br />
<br />
you can't wrap a blanket around a three-dimensional, and moderately angular form, and get a straight-on portrait of the object.<br />
<br />
the image you see on the shroud looks like a scanned image of a human body.<br />
<br />
now, what it SHOULD look like is a texture map from a videogame. all warped, and distorted. christ's face should be roughly twice as wide.<br />
<br />
ya' get my drift?<br />
<br />
of course, the believers would have an answer for why it doesn't look that way, right?<br />
<br />
please, throw in your two cents...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[i was just watching a documentary about the shroud of turin on the history channel the other day...<br />
<br />
this particular relic has always vexed me, entirely.<br />
<br />
do any of you have any opinions as to it's authenticity?<br />
<br />
personally, i think it's a painting.<br />
<br />
you can't wrap a blanket around a three-dimensional, and moderately angular form, and get a straight-on portrait of the object.<br />
<br />
the image you see on the shroud looks like a scanned image of a human body.<br />
<br />
now, what it SHOULD look like is a texture map from a videogame. all warped, and distorted. christ's face should be roughly twice as wide.<br />
<br />
ya' get my drift?<br />
<br />
of course, the believers would have an answer for why it doesn't look that way, right?<br />
<br />
please, throw in your two cents...]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[my gundam habit | my newest obsession]]></title>
			<link>http://holybuffalo.net/mybb/showthread.php?tid=630</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Dec 2001 01:53:58 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="http://holybuffalo.net/mybb/member.php?action=profile&uid=32">JuggleFoe</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[since you all last saw me, my gundam habit has managed to take up a fair amount of my time and money.<br />
<br />
here are pics of two of the 4.5 inch action figures that i've got.<br />
<br />
(note: these are linked from the official site, so they might look cruddy on the background...)<br />
<br />
<img src="http://www.gundamofficial.com/www_uc/image2/product/af/11534/mpic.gif" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: mpic.gif]" class="mycode_img" /> <img src="http://www.gundamofficial.com/www_uc/image2/product/af/11633/mpic.gif" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: mpic.gif]" class="mycode_img" /> <br />
left to right: (gundam gp-01) - (ms-07 gouf &amp; do dai ys)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[since you all last saw me, my gundam habit has managed to take up a fair amount of my time and money.<br />
<br />
here are pics of two of the 4.5 inch action figures that i've got.<br />
<br />
(note: these are linked from the official site, so they might look cruddy on the background...)<br />
<br />
<img src="http://www.gundamofficial.com/www_uc/image2/product/af/11534/mpic.gif" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: mpic.gif]" class="mycode_img" /> <img src="http://www.gundamofficial.com/www_uc/image2/product/af/11633/mpic.gif" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: mpic.gif]" class="mycode_img" /> <br />
left to right: (gundam gp-01) - (ms-07 gouf &amp; do dai ys)]]></content:encoded>
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