...i smell like candy...

seriously, i went to this joint on belmont called "two doors". i was looking for "anise", but they didn't have any. after searching for a bit, i found some "wormwood".

groovy. on it's own, it pretty much smells like anise, but if i add just a dab of vanilla, it smells pretty much identical to black licorice.

heh. problem is, about at the two-hour mark, without the vanilla, you just start to stink. all the sweetness floats away, and you're just left smelling bitter.

Whoa.  Actual wormwood, or just the essence of it?  Crazy stuff, that.

Crikey, I haven't worn anything vaguely resembling cologne, oils, whatever, in years.

I smell like pine trees.

I smell like...my sweater, shampoo, and maybe some residual smoke from the pub I was at last night.  Nothing terribly exciting.

from Inertia posted at 2:18 pm on Oct. 5, 2001

Whoa.  Actual wormwood, or just the essence of it?

it's not actual wormwood. i think it's actually just body oil infused with wormwood extract.

i have had actual wormwood extract before, though. a big fat swedish guy i knew once handed me a shot of german vodka with a drop in it, and belched "drink up, cocksucker!"...