Dance me to the end of love

No! Don't break my heart!

Well, if things'd go well, I guess that the distance wouldn't be a problem...

It'd all go well. I promise.

So when do you leave?

Wait...you're not like....kidding right? I'm looking for airlines! You're not kidding are you?!?!?

Of course not.

Seriously, had I enough funds and the opportunity, I'd prob be leaving the first possible moment. Though I'd been to Bucharest already, were I that rich...

Yeah...thats understandable....

But what about ME?!?

Of course I'd arrange you along. There're no problems that can't be solved with enough money, or clever use of nuclear explosives...

Wait! There are.

You just don't type fast enough Ile. Type faster!

Well then you had better get a job Ile.

And I need education for that...

At least what I'm studying is a special thing here, so it should not be that hard to get some sort of a job (relatively, that is, since it is damn hard to get a job here). Maybe even abroad, since the papers I'll get are on international standards...

Yes, but that will take time dearest powderpuff. And although I have all the time in the world, NO!

Er....I like chickens?

Well, unless I get unbelievably lucky and find the winning ticket to lottery, that's pretty much the only way. Illegal ways are a bit too risky for my liking, though the job of an assassin has interested me since little kid...

Note to self: Keep all sharp objects and firearms away from Ile...

I really like rifles. Those sniper rifles from Barrett or SaKo look mighty good...

And it'd be unbelievably easy to use toxic mushroom in food. "Oops! Must've slipped"

Ah! Frightening!