What was your crappiest job? | Mmmm, bad memories...

I'm replying to all of you in no particular order:

Inertia: Oh my god, that was funny. That was written well, I "saw" the whole thing.

Amor: Why you little....

Glacialis: Most of mine weren't that bad either. I had one where I was working for Phillip Morris (big tobacco). I was suppossed to survey people that came to a 7-11 in a bad area. It was ok until a couple of people (complete strangers to me and each other) bitched me out for working for them. That's when I said "fuck this" and went across the street to a McDonalds for the next couple of hours filling out surveys with random answers I went back to stand in front of the 7-11 hardly five minutes before my employer cruised up to get me

Contraband: Poor girl...

JuggleFoe: Poor guy...

Schizoid: In my best Tom Green voice: "Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some saus-ag-es?"