Topic number 666

I know. Uncle of a friend of mine, a friend of tequila (the wuzzy version) went on a holiday to Mexico, and directly into a local tavern. He walked to the bar tender and said loudly "Dos tequilas!" The whole bar went silent and looked at him. He thought that maybe it wasn't that usual for a white guy to come and order a tequila. The bartender looked at him, poured him two shots and then stayed there staring as the rest of the customers gathered to watch the guy. He quickly threw the first shot down the hatch, and that was almost enough to make him drop completely out.

No wonder Mexicans can spend a long time with a 'little' amount of tequila.