This stupid country...

I wish I knew someone who's 21 who could buy me some fucking beer. As GG Allin once said, "I'd really like to get fucked up tonight!"

Words as true today as they were in his time.

I'd like to meet one person who didn't start drinking until they were "legal". Same with smoking! By putting age limits on potentially harmful, yet addictive products, they're just delaying the inevitable.

Goddammit I want some beer. And a woman.

Hey, Foe, you're 21, right? Maybe you could send me a 12 pack in the mail...