This was interesting | At least for me

i could see the lonely space men fasioning a wig out of some sort of shredded heat-resistant fabric, and treating these lil' bastards like women.

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"goddamnit! what the hell is this mess? someone plugged the i/o ports on the droid! bob?!"

"uhh...  i have no idea... i was nowhere near her..."

"the i/o ports?! what the fuck?! you blew a wad on the i/o ports?!"

"no! you make it sound so filthy... she and i shared a moment... it was beautiful... she was the greatest love i've ever known..."

"huh? you FUCKED it in the i/o port?!"

"WHAT THE FUCK?!"

"GODDAMNIT! I'M AN ASTRONAUT, NOT A PORNSTAR!!!"...