Yeah, I'd like to get some new shoes. These damn Adidas are getting kind of, you know, full of holes. I'd like to pay off Blockbuster too so they don't made a deal with the Mafia to take a hit out on my head. My mongoloid poodle could use a bath too. But I'm just too lazy. My turtles could use a bigger tank. And I could use some socks. And some soap. Soap would be nice. So would food. That would be even nicer. I have that application sitting on the coffee table in the living room. I think I may have to go fill it out. I really need a job, not for the money because I'm fine in that aspect, but to get out of this dreadful house. Ah ha! And I need to buy something to make a "time capsule" out of, in memory of Jason. Other than that I'm fine. But I need some socks.
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