absurdity | i think this belongs here...

"Just checking the time..."

*walks up to the grandfather clock and opens the door with the window in front of the clock face, looks at where the hands lay while rubbing his chin*

"Hmm.."

*slowly moves the hour hand ahead until he's satisfied*

"Ok, you'll have to adjust you're own watches to the new time. The clock is now set to Pacific Standard Time."

*crawls on his hands and knees until he exits the room*