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Enlightning | Hehe
Aug 28, 2001, 10:34 PM,
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Q. How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two, one to change the bulb and one to hold the penis, I mean ladder.

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Aug 28, 2001, 10:49 PM,
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No, one to change the bulb and the other one to convince the bulb that it wants to change.

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Aug 29, 2001, 07:21 PM,
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No, no, I like my one better....

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Aug 29, 2001, 08:20 PM,
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I didn't get yours.

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Aug 29, 2001, 08:30 PM,
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The key word is Freudian...

"What did the city get from you, Montag?"
"Ashes"
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Aug 29, 2001, 08:43 PM,
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"I don't want to hear any more about that Freud guy. Do you know that I can't even call my mother any more? Fuck Freud!"
A cookie to who recognizes the actor and movie...

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Aug 29, 2001, 10:28 PM,
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I'm gonna take a stab.  DeNiro in "Analyze This"?

...Nothing to corrupt the eye; there is no vision here.
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Aug 29, 2001, 10:35 PM,
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Eh...Ah...you do know that I don't have any cookies, do you? I was just saying that...Smile
Do you know that I still like de Niro more than Pacino? I have no idea how, or why, but in spite of everything, he is still my favortie actor..Just a little over Al...

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Aug 29, 2001, 11:07 PM,
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Damnit, if I had been here earlier, I could have got the cookie, or at leats, if there had been one..... ummm, anyway....

yeh.... thats it...... dinomyte

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