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Fook - DV - May 21, 2001
I'm sick and tired of never getting laid...
Fook - JuggleFoe - May 21, 2001
i know how that feels.
i was entirely hump-free for about two years once.
sucked ass.
Fook - DV - May 23, 2001
Year and a half for me.
Fook - Glacialis - May 23, 2001
21 years in three weeks. *sigh*
Fook - Amor Fati - Jun 09, 2001
I went on for 21 years without a day. But it was more or less voluntarily for me.
Fook - FTWchamp - Jun 16, 2001
I don't want to talk about it. No comment.
Fook - JuggleFoe - Jun 16, 2001
y'know, if people are going to come here and needlessly spam us up, and talk shit about us on other boards, how the FUCK did they not notice this folder?!
i don't have sex nearly as much as i probably should.
Fook - Amor Fati - Jun 16, 2001
How much should you get? I am pretty satisfied with how my love making life is going...
Fook - JuggleFoe - Jun 16, 2001
i dunno. maybe me and the lady should be doin' the old wango-tango on a daily basis.
but you know how things are. especially with the weather being so fucking hot and sticky lately.
Fook - Amor Fati - Jun 17, 2001
Actually I feel the same way...But we prefer making love in the summer actually...
Fook - JuggleFoe - Jun 17, 2001
heh... then there's that "monthly" time where i don't go anywhere near her...
"sorry children, i just don't trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die..."
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Fook - DV - Jun 18, 2001
Yikes... Reminds me of some nasty memories of escapades w/ my ex around that "special" time of the month. *shudders*
Maybe I should just stay single...
Fook - JuggleFoe - Jun 18, 2001
yuck.
there was this woman who wrote in to dan savage's "savage love" column recently. she said that she and her boyfriend made special preparations for "during the period" sex, like putting a towel down underneath themselves.
she went on to talk about how they affectionately refer to the resulting mess as "the car crash"...
Fook - Amor Fati - Jun 18, 2001
Yeah, that south park quote rules.
That monthly period sucks even more for me because it really lasts around seven days for my baby...
Fook - JuggleFoe - Jun 18, 2001
yeah, i hate that shit.
i swear, it's always at the worst time. like last year when i came out here to chicago for two weeks to visit jean-anne when i still lived in new hampshire. i'm pretty sure she was on the rag for like the whole first week i was here, and once again when i moved out here. i was climbin' the walls, dude. all i had was my penthouse/hustler stash when i moved out here. i didn't have my extensive electronic porn catalogue, otherwise known as my hard drive, because it hadn't been delivered yet...