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Elementary Schooler Clearly | Just Learned To Swear - JuggleFoe - Aug 13, 2001 Elementary Schooler Clearly Just Learned To Swear ALEXANDRIA, LA-- Lakeview Elementary School first-grader Ian Schweder has clearly just taken his first steps into the world of swearing, classroom sources reported Monday. "He must've just seen a sweary movie," classmate Caitlin Lorenz said. "He always runs around the playground yelling, 'Fucky fucky shit fuck,' and dirty stuff like that." In the past two days, Schweder has composed a ribald song titled "Shit Shit Boobies," covered three sheets of notebook paper with scatological malediction, and attempted to tell a joke about "a girl who saw a boy's pussy." Elementary Schooler Clearly | Just Learned To Swear - Glacialis - Aug 13, 2001 Only in America, a thing like that could make the news. Elementary Schooler Clearly | Just Learned To Swear - JuggleFoe - Sep 08, 2001 glace, it's a joke newspaper, ya' twat. heh. "a girl who saw a boy's pussy"... Elementary Schooler Clearly | Just Learned To Swear - Glacialis - Sep 08, 2001 OH NO!! I've been dis-honored! (Why don't we have a seppuku-smiley? ) Elementary Schooler Clearly | Just Learned To Swear - JuggleFoe - Sep 08, 2001 hey, that's an idea... Elementary Schooler Clearly | Just Learned To Swear - CardsForSorrow - Sep 08, 2001 I owuld agree, if i knew what on earth a 'seppuku-smiley' would be.... Elementary Schooler Clearly | Just Learned To Swear - JuggleFoe - Sep 08, 2001 a smilie who kills him/herself in a "noble" act due to being disgraced. Elementary Schooler Clearly | Just Learned To Swear - CardsForSorrow - Sep 08, 2001 Thanky for clearing that up for old dumbass here..... Elementary Schooler Clearly | Just Learned To Swear - Glacialis - Sep 08, 2001 I'd remember that the difference with Harakiri and Seppuku was, that in Harakiri, you do it alone (cut open your stomach), while in Seppuku, you cut your stomach and a trusted friend standing behind you cuts off your head before you disgrace yourself more by showing pain. (If someone knows better, please correct.) Oh yeah, the head should be left hanging by a strand of flesh, so, that it doesn't roll off and cause a worse mess than the squirting blood. Elementary Schooler Clearly | Just Learned To Swear - Amor Fati - Sep 08, 2001 I thoguht that Harakiri was the act itself and Sepukku the verb. The action. Elementary Schooler Clearly | Just Learned To Swear - Glacialis - Sep 08, 2001 Might be. Japanese is a difficult language. Too many forms that are almost defined by the time of the day and your geographic position corrected with the intensity of sun in Tokyo.