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Confucius say... | (only if he lived in my world) - Robb Force - Jul 10, 2001
The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in high school was my blood alcohol content.
Home is where you can say anything you like 'cause nobody listens to you anyway.
I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here.
When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!
I don't have a big ego, I'm way too cool for that.
I see your IQ test results were negative.
I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.
The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
Midlife has hit you when you stand naked in front of a mirror and can see your rear end without turning around.
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been."
Confucius say... | (only if he lived in my world) - CardsForSorrow - Jul 11, 2001
Man who scratch butt should not sniff finger
Be as the toilet, flush out all the crap...
Confucius say... | (only if he lived in my world) - Robb Force - Jul 12, 2001
Quote:Quote: from CardsForSorrow on 6:28 pm on July 10, 2001Heh, I remember this one as "One who sleeps with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky finger..."
Man who scratch butt should not sniff finger
Confucius say... | (only if he lived in my world) - JuggleFoe - Jul 12, 2001
my friend rod used to say: "man who eat bowl of jellybean fart technicolor."
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Confucius say... | (only if he lived in my world) - AmandaKaT - Jul 12, 2001
the timeless classic-
i'm not paranoid, but everybody thinks i am