It's too quiet in here! Somebody write something!
i went outside to play with a squirrel, and i guess i dozed off.
when i woke up i found myself in a drainage pipe.
EEEEEEEEPP!! You went OUT? You aren't bolted to you chair? Is that normal?
Ha-ha. Very funny. I'll open a can of whoop-ass on ya.
I was a bit lost before I read what I had written first...