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Welcome to the Pile! Blessed by the Holy Buffalo in it's creation.

So, you get the basic idea of this folder, right? Do what you want in here: spam, chat, whatever, we won't care. That's what it's here for anyway.

The only thing we do ask of you now is that you only post meaningful topics in the other folders. Keep the completely off-topic, silly, chat stuff in here. Use your best judgement. If you're in another folder and you think your next post might belong in here, then hold onto that thought and don't post it, move your arse over to here and let it go (literally).

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Sorry, you said something about "letting go"?

(Edited by Inertia at 5:46 pm on July 13, 2001)

Yep, that's what I said (that's me on the left). Excuse me? Did someone want some sausage?

"daddy would you like some sausage?"

"i like sausages... i like sausages..."

(two points to whoever can identify that second quote...)

the sausage monster off sesame street, a lesser well known cousin of the cookie monster!

me when asked if i like sausages

nope.

here's another clue.

inertia will probably get this, if he sees it.

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"you said you would bring me more sausages. i don't see no sausages!"

*BANGS ON TABLE*

"i want sausages!!!"

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also, here's another one geared towards inertia...

"i crave assmeats!"...

Heh.  I get the assmeats one (I've actually answered the phone in the proscribed manner), but I'm lost on the sausages.

Lil' hint?

'nersh: well, they were said by someone playing a very old man.

also, think of sausages being packaged in white boxes with real lipstick prints on the logo.

Shit, I'm still lost.

...and you dare call yourself a canadian?!

...okay, another clue...

think of an old man sitting at a table, eating sausages from his plate that are drenched in maple syrup. the roof is leaky, and it's dripping right onto his plate, but since he's such a hungry/insane old man, he doesn't notice...

...maybe you just never saw this...

Wait a minute...

Is this Mark McKinney as that crazy old guy?

nope.

but you're certainly on the right track...

So it is KitH?  Or SCTV?  If it's the latter, I've never actually watched an episode of it.  Dunno how many Canuck points I lose for that, but it's true.

Psst...

Don't tell anyone else this, but I don't own any Bryan Adams, Celine Dion or Tragically Hip CDs either.