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Elementary Schooler Clearly Just Learned To Swear

ALEXANDRIA, LA-- Lakeview Elementary School first-grader Ian Schweder has clearly just taken his first steps into the world of swearing, classroom sources reported Monday. "He must've just seen a sweary movie," classmate Caitlin Lorenz said. "He always runs around the playground yelling, 'Fucky fucky shit fuck,' and dirty stuff like that." In the past two days, Schweder has composed a ribald song titled "Shit Shit Boobies," covered three sheets of notebook paper with scatological malediction, and attempted to tell a joke about "a girl who saw a boy's pussy."

Only in America, a thing like that could make the news.

glace, it's a joke newspaper, ya' twat.

heh.

"a girl who saw a boy's pussy"...

OH NO!! I've been dis-honored! (Why don't we have a seppuku-smiley? )

hey, that's an idea...

I owuld agree, if i knew what on earth a 'seppuku-smiley' would be....

a smilie who kills him/herself in a "noble" act due to being disgraced.

Thanky for clearing that up for old dumbass here.....

I'd remember that the difference with Harakiri and Seppuku was, that in Harakiri, you do it alone (cut open your stomach), while in Seppuku, you cut your stomach and a trusted friend standing behind you cuts off your head before you disgrace yourself more by showing pain. (If someone knows better, please correct.)

Oh yeah, the head should be left hanging by a strand of flesh, so, that it doesn't roll off and cause a worse mess than the squirting blood.

I thoguht that Harakiri was the act itself and Sepukku the verb. The action.

Might be. Japanese is a difficult language. Too many forms that are almost defined by the time of the day and your geographic position corrected with the intensity of sun in Tokyo.