Jul 10, 2001, 12:29 AM
The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in high school was my blood alcohol content.
Home is where you can say anything you like 'cause nobody listens to you anyway.
I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here.
When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!
I don't have a big ego, I'm way too cool for that.
I see your IQ test results were negative.
I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.
The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
Midlife has hit you when you stand naked in front of a mirror and can see your rear end without turning around.
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been."
Home is where you can say anything you like 'cause nobody listens to you anyway.
I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here.
When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!
I don't have a big ego, I'm way too cool for that.
I see your IQ test results were negative.
I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.
The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
Midlife has hit you when you stand naked in front of a mirror and can see your rear end without turning around.
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been."
