-- Posted by CardsForSorrow on 2:36 pm on Oct. 29, 2001 Shock Treatment                    -- Richard O'Brien, from the movie, Shock Treatment Cosmo:  I'm not a locum with motives to suture myself        I've been a cynic for too many years        Playing doctor and nurse        It can't be good for your health        I've seen clinics, with those gimmicks        In Tangiers. Nation: But if you open your heart to a smooth operator        He'll take you for all that you've got        He'll hand you a curse that'll be with you later        It'll shake ya the way he takes off        Like a shot. Cosmo:  You need a bit of . . . ooooh Shock Treatment        Yes you're jumping like a real live wire.        You need a bit of . . . ooooh Shock Treatment        So look out mister,  don't you blow your last resistor        For a vista that'll mystify ya! Anslng: You're blinded by romance you're blinded by science.        You're condition is critically grave.        But don't expect mercy from such and alliance.        Suspicion of traditions so new wave. {Ricky is taking pictures of the people on the couch for this verse} Cosmo:  You need a bit of . . . ooooh Shock Treatment        Yes you're jumping like a real live wire.        You need a bit of . . . ooooh Shock Treatment        So look out mister,  don't you blow your last resistor        For a vista that'll certify ya!  fy ya, fy ya, fy ya! Lyrics thanks to Cosmos Factory -- Posted by Glacialis on 9:18 pm on Oct. 29, 2001 That was great! :laughing: -- Posted by CardsForSorrow on 3:07 pm on Nov. 1, 2001 O'Brien is a brilliant lyricist, as far as I am concerned......