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God just shit on my balls Fucking rectum licking pile of puke, that J. Edgar Hoover I want him to drown in my shit Just like Mescaline _____________________ | I HAVE GIGANTIC BALLS | <-Caption |--------------------------------| | L_:hansbrickface: Mah bruthah was named Jebediah. He liked to sodomize cats. Jebediah an me was driving home one night from a tractor pull in Damascus, drunk offa our asses, when suddenly a band of Syrian monks overpowered us. Then th' martian spacecraft [i]Hovertron[/i] invaded th' planet Earth, shootin' them green lazer beams like in ID4, killing all the Syrian monks, an torching the city of Damascus like it was a possum at a post-wedding barbecue. An Jebediah, he says, "Holy fuck, man! I wish I brought my inflatable loved doll, so I could impress them fuckin' Venutians with my superior masturbation skiullz," or somethin like that. Anyway, the martians probed us several times, and Jebediah started squealing like a pig, crying out for his mama, like a fuckin' mo-ron. Th' aliens threw us back onto the planet's surface after what appeared to be a dozen probings, saying "WE WILL RETURN!!!" in a scary voice. Telephone users don't take drugs.
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